"Funny girls like you don’t get boyfriends. Funny girls like you get boys who are friends who want to date your boring pretty friends but also have you around to make them laugh."

My mother (via selawa)

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torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

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